The Poop Deck

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noun: poop deck - the aftermost and highest deck of a ship, especially in a sailing ship where it typically forms the roof of a cabin in the stern. "there on the poop stood Captain Meech"

…..but that is not the kind of poop deck we’re talking about here, folks. This deck is an homage to COTR Brandon’s favorite subject - poop.

Some of these cards are included based on thematic poop art. Some are based on juvenile poop puns (mostly events). And some of you will notice some of COTR Brandon's finest work included (e.g. Minas Tirith Lampshite and A Shite in the Dark). Also, included Brok Ironfist because he stinks.

So hold your nose and enjoy The Poop Deck!

WARNING: Do not actually play LOTR LCG using this deck. It's pretty sh*tty!


Dec 24, 2021 Christian_Medic 824

Hahaha you just ruined so much card set for me, well played good sir

Dec 24, 2021 Turgon 306

That's hilarious I love the events!

Dec 24, 2021 Turgon 306

Why did you chose those heroes? They aren't particularly bad..and what about Firyal? She's a good ally...

Dec 24, 2021 Copterman 266

@Turgon Balin is squatting behind the rock. Bombur is eating a ton of food and will drop a major bomb. Brand is on the throne. Firyal looks like she's taking a deuce.

Dec 24, 2021 Turgon 306

Oh, I hadn't thought of the pictures

Dec 24, 2021 frozen 67

I mostly held my composure until "close call" and especially "terrible to behold"